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1) explain to the police he did not Miss MaiYin: I just sold two dollars two hundred yuan condoms, count up to raise prices. Police: What happened then? Miss said: teach him how to use, are after-sales service.

2) end of the performance, leadership pulled a beautiful stage actress Mongolian greetings do not let go of the hand, kept on asking name? Actress, said excitedly: Malegebi.

3) birthday party, only a piece of cake, just above the written word birthday. Generous to pick up the boys into two, the girl said softly: When things can be pulled out little brother, gazing at it, it contains the spirit of meditation: long or short, can be thick to thin, can be extended to music, to soft to hard, learn it, and the current difficulties considered a bird!

5) a small broken kindergarten children hide in the toilet smoking, caught by the teacher, the teacher asked him why he smokes, he bowed his head, deep in the answer: not a unified country, and I feel very depressed!

6) Director and the beautiful maiden to dance, dance the Director of the height of a little excitement, following up quite a virgin, after notice curious to ask: What are you following? Director: I am following is section chief. Virgin: the official is not quite hard

7) and male secretary of the co-mayors dinner, dinner, rejoicing, secretary, said: Mayor's secretary general have all done it! Mayors smart to answer: Yes, the secretary general is the mayor of Health (L)!

8) Some people say: the smart woman can inspire men, beautiful women can be confused man, a woman can attract talented men, respectable woman can Topsy man, a woman can do everything badly a group of men!

9) A couple across the bridge, the bridge has a tiger glaring at the woman, after thinking a little strip by. Men also learn strip and over, he was the tiger relent. Male understand? Tiger said: Do you think you have the root of small sticks that Wu had?